Seems pretty accurate to me!UMM…
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LOL This gives me life.
Source: highclasshomelessman
Pondering at the round table, four glasses of wine in. Life’s good. Thanks K and L.
Our lives.
Source: onetwo4our
Source: theguywithpurpose
This girl must have an unfortunate face for having to use mine instead. I’m flattered yet creeped out. UGH ALGERIANS.
Conversations with Andrew
Andrew: I’m finished!
Me: so… What’s your point?
Andrew: I meed you to wipe my bum!
Me: oh. Perfect.
This is exactly how I wanted to spend my Saturday afternoon.
I truly believe that God blessed me with a little brother to convince me not to have children of my own and if I do, I will be sending them to Andrew - especially when they have diarrhea.
Consider it payback little brother :)
The saved drafts I have in my inbox are so well written they’re such a waste. If only I ever had the courage to hit send, or even address them to the people they were meant for.
